What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

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Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

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Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Thumbs down again.

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What do you think about Anthony Scaramucci saying that JD in JD Vance stands for "Just Dull?"

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

How long will it take for the USA to effectively remove it self from the global economy that many US politicians especially Donald Trump seems to dislike? Will this isolationist policy last after his presidency or will it be quickly dropped?